Omni Royal Orleans: New Orleans' Most Luxurious Escape? (Unbelievable Photos Inside!)
Omni Royal Orleans: New Orleans' Most Luxurious "Escape?" - Or Just a REALLY Fancy Hotel? (Unbelievable Photos - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)
Okay, so I just stumbled out of the Omni Royal Orleans. And honestly? I still need a hurricane cocktail to decompress. "Luxurious Escape," huh? They're not wrong… sort of. Let's dive in, y'all, because I've got thoughts, a lot of them, and they're all over the place like a Mardi Gras parade.
First Impressions: Glamorous Façade, But is It All Show?
The pictures? Yeah, they're real. The Omni Royal Orleans is gorgeous. The wrought-iron balconies, the lush courtyard – it's a postcard. But the lobby… hoo boy. Gleaming marble, chandeliers fit for a queen, the whole nine yards. It's the kind of place where you feel a sudden, inexplicable urge to iron your emergency travel socks. And frankly, I'm not sure why.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly.
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. Crucial, right? Elevator: Check. Facilities for disabled guests: Listed as "available." But here's the rub: details are sketchy. I didn't see a super clear breakdown of, say, accessible room features readily available on their website. This feels like a missed opportunity. It's 2024; gotta be specific! More on this when I delve into the rooms (below). CCTV in common areas & Outside Property: Good to see! Safety first.
Rooms: My Room Was…Fine. But I Was REALLY Hoping For More…
My room was…well, impeccably clean (thank you, anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection!). Cleanliness and safety are obviously a priority, what with all the COVID stuff still floating around, and I appreciate that. They have hygiene certification, blah blah blah… But did I feel truly inspired? Not really. Standard hotel room. The air conditioning worked, the Wi-Fi [free] was reliable, and thank goodness for blackout curtains because NOLA's sunlight is relentless. Complimentary tea and bottle water are a nice touch, especially when you're nursing a hangover from your first night on Bourbon Street! Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN means you're covered, but let's be real - who uses LAN anymore? Seriously, Omni, are you still living in 2005?
Now, let's get down to brass tacks: Additional toilet, Additional toiletries, and a bathtub! These are things that can make or break a luxury stay. I’m personally addicted to a good soak after a day tromping around the French Quarter. The water pressure was decent, but the tub was…nothing special, if I'm being honest. It needed a little… je ne sais quoi.
The desk was functional, and the laptop workspace came in handy (had to do some actual work, sigh). But the mirror felt a bit… clinical. And the soundproofing? Not perfect. Those late-night revelers on the street… well, they were definitely there. Again, not a deal-breaker, but not entirely luxurious.
Oh! And the slippers & bathrobes? Not the most luxurious. They have them, which is good. But they're that slightly-worn-but-clean variety. It's a hotel - invest in some fluffy robes, people.
Food, Glorious Food (and Drinks!) - A Mixed Bag, Too
Okay, so, the food situation. That's where things got interesting. Let's start with the good:
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet spread in the morning was… impressive. Breakfast service with Asian breakfast, Western Breakfast options. All the classics: omelets, pastries, fruit – all decent quality, and enough to fuel a day of sightseeing. They also have Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service.
- Rooftop Pool Bar: It's the pool view that elevates it. The Poolside bar with drinks and snacks. The happy hour was a must-do. Just fabulous.
- Restaurants: Yeah, this is where they shine, in terms of food and ambiance. Restaurants including the A la carte restaurant, a Western cuisine restaurant, and even a Vegetarian restaurant. So, the food was excellent!
- Poolside bar for delicious cocktails.
Now, the not-so-glamorous stuff:
- Room service [24-hour]: Tempting, but I’m not sure if it's actually good? Did anyone tried it? Let me know!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: It was just okay.
- Snack bar: Didn't bother.
Ways to Relax (and Be Pampered) - I Did the Spa Thing!
Alright, the spa. This is where I decided to really lean in to the "luxury" angle. And…it was pretty good! They have a spa, with a sauna, steamroom, [spa/sauna] and massage. Okay, a massage was in order. It was worth every penny. Afterwards, I seriously considered just moving in.
They also have a fitness center to work out all the delicious food I consumed. Plus a pool with a view (gorgeous). The Body scrub, Body wrap are available too, I am guessing they are good, but I didn't try those.
Services and Conveniences: Everything You Need, and Then Some?
The usual suspects are all there. Concierge, daily housekeeping, the dry cleaning, laundry service and facilities for disabled guests, (see my accessibility comments above), plus luggage storage. Very smooth, nothing to complain about there. They also had a gift/souvenir shop, in case your souvenir game is weak (mine often is). I thought the cash withdrawal was a plus, though I mostly used my credit card. Invoice provided during checkout, of course. Doorman was always super helpful.
For the Kids: BabySitters!
They list Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal,. But I am not a child person, so I didn't look into it.
Safety and Security: Feeling Safe, but Not Exactly a Fortress
Front desk [24-hour], security [24-hour], fire extinguisher, smoke alarms, CCTV in common areas, and exterior property. Solid. This is not a fortress, but you can't be too careful in this environment.
Getting Around: Simple, but Can Be Pricey
They offer airport transfer, taxi service, and valet parking. Since I had to be on time I opted for the easiest options.
The "Escape" Verdict: Worth It? Maybe.
So, is the Omni Royal Orleans a "luxury escape?" Sort of. It's definitely a beautiful hotel, in a fantastic location. The staff are generally pleasant and helpful, and the common areas are stunning.
However, my room was not super inspiring. The spa was great, the food was generally good (especially the rooftop bar!), and everything was very clean.
I'm glad I stayed there, but would I call it the ultimate luxurious escape? Not quite. It's more like a really, really nice, slightly imperfect, fancy hotel. And in New Orleans, that's still saying something!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. This is what happens when a sleep-deprived, gumbo-loving chaos agent tries to conquer the Omni Royal Orleans in the glorious, messy city of New Orleans. Let's go!
Trip: Omni Royal Orleans - Operation Get My Head Out of My… Well, You Know
(Pre-Trip Meltdown, AKA The Packing Purgatory)
- Day 0.5 (Okay, maybe a day and a half): The panic sets in. I swear I had good intentions. But the email from the hotel flashes a beacon: "Welcome to the Omni Royal Orleans!" and suddenly, my closet feels like a bombed-out thrift store. Did I pack enough "fancy" shoes? (I never know what "fancy" even means. Glitter? Feathers? A tiara? Decisions, decisions…) The sheer thought of folding a suitcase… ugh! I'd rather wrestle an alligator.
- Late Evening: Managed to throw a few essentials in a bag. Lipstick? Check. Comfort book? Check. Sunglasses? Check. Mental Stability?… Jury's still out.
(Day 1: Arrival – The Bourbon Street Blitz and a Glimpse of Glory)
- Morning (Uh, after noon-ish): Touchdown in New Orleans! The air hits you like a warm, humid hug. Instantly, I feel a hundred pounds lighter (mentally, at least). Taxi ride to Omni Royal Orleans. The driver, bless his heart, regales me with stories of voodoo, ghosts, and the best darn beignets in the city. I'm hooked.
- Afternoon (Around 2 PM, if I had to guess): Checked into the Omni. The lobby… breathtaking. Like something out of a fairytale. I swear I saw a ghost or two lingering between the fancy furniture, and it really fits the city vibe. My room is a masterpiece of understated elegance. A little marble, a lot of history, and a balcony overlooking the (rumored) chaos of Bourbon Street. This can't be real.
- Late Afternoon (3 PM): Bourbon Street… Yikes. Walked down Bourbon Street. The sights, the sounds, the smells… It's a sensory overload, a beautiful, messy, and slightly terrifying whirlwind. I'm both repulsed and captivated. Watched a street performance: a jazz band. My feet started tapping, my heart started singing, and I knew I was in the right place.
- Evening (Somewhere between Hungry and HANGRY): Dinner (finally!) at a small Creole restaurant I stumbled upon. The gumbo… good god, the gumbo. Thick, rich, peppery, and laced with just enough heat to make you sweat in the best possible way. Drank a few hurricanes (maybe too many hurricanes), and felt my stress melt away. (This is where things get a little blurry, and the journal entries become less coherent)
(Day 2: History, Hidden Gems, and a Deep Dive into Delicious)
- Morning (Wakey Wakey!): After a bit of sleep. The balcony is a glorious thing to behold. The city is waking up, and I'm sipping delicious coffee. Pure life.
- Late Morning (10 AM): I attempted a historical walking tour of the French Quarter. It was supposed to be focused, educational, and enriching. Instead, I got distracted by a fantastic bakery on the corner of Decatur and Ursulines. Lost the tour group (whoops – probably for the best). Ended up devouring a pain au chocolat that melted in my mouth. Worth it.
- Lunch (12:30 PM): Found (smelled) a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place for po'boys. The roast beef po'boy was legendary. Messy, dripping with gravy, and utterly divine. My face was covered in sauce, and I didn't care.
- Afternoon (2 PM): A Royal Mess! I doubled down on exploring. The hotel's pool (a hidden oasis!) was my refuge one afternoon. The pool boy, a very friendly guy, told me stories about the hotel's history. Apparently, it's seen more than its fair share of drama!
- Evening (7 PM): I'm determined to have a "fancy" night. At the Omni's restaurant. I put on a dress (one I never wear). The food was great (can't go wrong with oysters), but I secretly wanted more of a po'boy! Ended up running into the pool boy again, and we talked about everything and nothing. It made me feel more human, somehow.
(Day 3: Music, Mood Swings, and the Bitter Sweet Goodbye)
- Morning (Late. Really late.): Slept in. Needed to. The city's energy is infectious, but it's also exhausting.
- Mid-Day (1 PM): Went on a spontaneous Jazz Music Trip and landed in a real gem. I danced, I laughed, I nearly cried (partially from the music, partially from the emotional hangover of the huricanes). It was pure catharsis.
- Afternoon (4 PM): Packing. Again. The reality of leaving sinks in. I don't want to go. But I've got to.
- Evening (7PM): I'll find a tiny little restaurant, hidden in an alleyway, and there will be another po'boy, but this time it will be perfect. As I walk out of the alleyway, I'll be smiling. The city will have gotten into my blood.
(Departure: The Aftermath)
- Home: That plane ride was a blur. My bags are a mess. My heart aches. But I'm carrying a piece of New Orleans with me. The laughter, the joy, the heat, the mess. And a promise to return. (Probably sooner rather than later).
The Bottom Line:
This itinerary might not be perfect, it's probably way too packed, and it definitely has a few "wait, what?" moments. But it’s real. It's me. And if you find yourself in the Omni Royal Orleans, embrace the chaos, the beauty, the mess. And for the love of all things holy, get the gumbo.
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So, Omni Royal Orleans: Is it *really* as luxurious as it sounds?
The Good… REALLY Good: The building itself is stunning. The classic architecture is just… wow. It feels like you're staying in a piece of history. The beds? Like sinking into a cloud woven from angels' wings. Seriously, I nearly missed my flight because I didn't want to leave them. The staff? Unbelievably attentive, friendly, and actually *helpful*, which, let's be honest, you don't always get. Remember that time I needed an extra bottle of bubbly at 2 AM? Poof! It appeared. Magic, I tell you.
The Not-So-Good (But Still Manageable): Here's the thing; it's old. Like, *really* old. And with that comes a few…quirks. The elevators are glacial. Like, you'll age a little waiting. And you can occasionally hear your neighbors, which is fine unless they are *very* enthusiastic about their honeymoon. But hey, the charm outweighs the minor hiccups, right?
Anecdote Time! : I remember the first time I walked in. I was flustered, jet-lagged, my luggage was missing! And I was convinced it'd be a nightmare. Within minutes, the staff had calmed me, called the airport, and handed me the most delicious peach cobbler I've ever eaten this side of the Mississippi. They handled me perfectly.
Is the location convenient for exploring the French Quarter?
Pacing Warning!: Yeah, sometimes there are too many "characters" around. Think of it as New Orleans. And a few times, it does get loud. But nothing the right amount of hotel charm and bourbon can't handle.
What are the rooms like? Are they as beautiful as they look in the pictures?
Stream of Consciousness Alert!: Okay, so the first room I booked was… fine. But it wasn’t *it*. It just felt little smaller, less… special. But I called down to the front desk, begged (okay, politely requested), and they magically upgraded me. And guys, that’s when the magic *really* happened. French doors, a balcony overlooking the courtyard, the whole shebang. It was like stepping into a different world.
Imperfection Alert! Some minor noise from the street. But at this point, did I care? Not at all.
What about the amenities? Is the pool as great as it looks?
The Imperfection! (I love this one) : Okay, it’s not *huge*. It's not a sprawling Vegas pool. But it's perfect for a quick dip, even if you have to negotiate a little space. But if you play your cards right, you can snag a chair with a view. Totally worth it. And there is a good gym there. I liked the hotel's fitness center as it wasn't very busy.
Is the dining at the Omni Royal Orleans any good?
Dining Experience Ramble! : There's a fantastic on-site restaurant called *Rib Room*. Okay, so, I may or may not have eaten there three nights in a row. The steaks are cooked to perfection. The cocktails are strong (sensing a theme?). The entire atmosphere is sophisticated, but not stuffy. I still dream of the crème brûlée. It was so good that I ordered one to enjoy in my room. And just the service... excellent and extremely polite.
Observation: The food is an experience. An absolute must-do.
Are there any downsides? Anything I should be aware of?
Strong Emotion/Recommendation: The price tag is a bit hefty. But honestly? For the overall experience, the location, the service, I think it's worth it. It's an investment in your sanity.
So, overall, would you recommend the Omni Royal Orleans?
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