
Escape to Paradise: Richstein's Posthotel Awaits in Bad Fussing!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the shimmering, spa-filled vortex that is Escape to Paradise: Richstein's Posthotel Awaits in Bad Fussing! And listen, I'm not gonna lie, I love a good spa. I also loathe writing reviews, it just feels so…official! BUT, I'm also drawn to the siren song of a good time, so, here we go, unfiltered, unedited, and maybe a little bit hungover from the amazing cocktail the hotel whip up.
First Impressions, or, Did My Wheelchair Even Fit Through the Door?! Accessibility (and related ramblings)
Okay, let's just get this out of the way, because for some of us, accessibility is EVERYTHING. This place? Pretty darn good. They list "Facilities for disabled guests" and frankly, that's music to my ears. Elevator? Check. Wide hallways? Check. But, and this is a BIG but (just like the one I was sporting after that amazing buffet), always call ahead and specifically detail your needs. Don't assume. I, unfortunately, did assume. And you know what happens when you assume? You make an ass of…well, me. The website paints a rosy picture - "wheelchair accessible" - but it's always best to confirm your specific requirements with the hotel to avoid any unwelcome surprises; I love surprises, but not when it comes to hotel room doors!. They say it is and that's good news…
The Tech Stuff (Because, Priorities)
Forget a world without Wi-Fi, I don't want to live in it! Thankfully, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the tech-gods! This is critical, people. I mean, how else am I going to post about my glorious sauna experience directly to Instagram? And, if you prefer a slightly more wired experience (because, data security?), you've got Internet [LAN] available and Internet services generally.
The Relaxing Bits (Because That's What We're Here For, Right?)
Okay, okay, let's talk about the good stuff. This is where Richstein's Posthotel REALLY shines. Prepare to melt.
The Spa, Oh God, the Spa! This is the heart and soul. Spa/sauna is like a promise of absolute bliss. Seriously, I basically lived in there. They have a Sauna, a Steamroom, and just the sheer prospect of a Pool with view sent me. My favorite? The Foot bath. Pure heaven. So, I spent about 3 hours there one afternoon. I even ordered a Body scrub and a Body wrap, and let me tell you, they're worth every single Euro, even if I felt like a giant, pampered, sparkly dumpling afterwards and not, as perhaps you might expect, like I was just naturally glowing.
Swimming Pool: The Swimming pool and Swimming pool [outdoor] were amazing, yes, but the Pool with view really captured my heart. Picture this: the sun warming my face, a gentle breeze, and crystal-clear water reflecting the sky.
Gym/fitness: I did intend to visit the Fitness center or the Gym/fitness. The thought of burning off all that schnitzel was a good one, but… Look, I'll be honest. The pool called my name. The spa called my name. The bed called my name even more. And let's face it, after a week of just trying to get some fresh air and relaxation, I was in no mood to jump on a treadmill.
The Food (Because, FOOD!)
Oh. My. God. The food. My biggest weakness comes out when I travel and this place delivered, even if the menu descriptions sounded a little bit 'meh' on paper.
Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast [buffet] Oh yes, the Breakfast service was good. Asian breakfast on offer - a delight. But the buffet itself? A MONUMENT. Everything you could ever dream of, and probably some things you didn't even know you dreamed of.
Restaurants, Restaurants, Restaurants! They have Restaurants, plural! Good. It must be good. Plenty of choices - A la carte in restaurant, that's a nice one. Vegetarian restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant options. Asian cuisine in restaurant. I had the salad, enjoyed it, but the Desserts in restaurant… chef's kiss. All the way.
The Drinks and Snacks: The Poolside bar was dangerously close to the pool itself, and also, my room. Coffee/tea in restaurant too, naturally. I didn't get a chance to hit the Snack bar* or anything.
Room Service: Room service [24-hour]. Need I say more? A 24-hour food delivery when you don't want to move a muscle. The very definition of heaven.
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know…)
Safety first, right? They nail this. Cleanliness and safety are taken seriously. Daily disinfection in common areas, Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer everywhere… It felt very, very safe. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was practiced. The staff were really trying and I'm sure they're used to the extra precautions.
The Room (Where the Magic Happens)
Alright, let's talk about the sanctuary. My actual room, the space where I'd spend my private, glorious hours of relaxation.
The Core Comforts: Air conditioning, thank god. Blackout curtains (essential for my afternoon naps!). Super comfy Bed. Bathrobes, the fluffy kind. Slippers, because hello, hotel luxury! A Coffee/tea maker (important). Free bottled water (hydration is key, people!). The Shower was good, not amazing.
The Extras: Hair dryer, a Mirror, a Refrigerator, a Desk, a Seating area. I did have the Alarm clock, but I had my phone as well.
The Small Stuff: Okay, small things matter, too. Towels, toiletries, all sorted.
Services and Conveniences (The Bits That Make Life Easier)
The Basics: They have the expected stuff - Air conditioning in public area, Elevator, Daily housekeeping, Concierge, Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange… the usual suspects.
The Useful Stuff: My favorite conveniences? Laundry service and Ironing service. I mean, I could do my own laundry, but why would I when I'm on vacation?
For the Kids (If You're Bringing Them)
Family/child friendly: They say they are.
Babysitting service: If I had kids, and didn't mind the thought of them getting out of my hair.
Getting Around (Getting To the Paradise)
Airport transfer: A BIG plus. Reduces travel stress in the post-flight fug.
Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: if you're driving, fantastic.
Taxi service: Because, sometimes, you just want to be driven.
My Overall Verdict
Escape to Paradise: Richstein's Posthotel in Bad Fussing is a winner. It's a spa haven, a food paradise, a place to truly unwind. Definitely do it, and don't forget to order the desserts! It is a perfect destination if you just wanna getaway from the daily routine. The entire surrounding adds the experience that you'll surely remember.
Are there imperfections? Sure. The website could be more specific about accessibility (they really could). The Wi-Fi in the room, can be a bit spotty, but there are worse things than being out of signal. Also, a bit more staff training could be even more efficient and friendly.
But overall? Highly recommended.
My Recommendation for My Target Audience: Book this hotel!
Book Now! You deserve it.
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The "Don't-Call-It-An-Itinerary" - Richstein's Posthotel & Me (Probably Hungover)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Spa Panic of '23. (Or, The Day I Forgot My Bathing Suit)
Time: 10:00 AM (ish). That's the hope anyway. Realistically, after a flight from who-knows-where and a train journey that involved a near-miss with a rogue pretzel vendor, I'll probably be shuffling in closer to 12:00 (at my most optimistic).
Activity: Touchdown at the hotel! (Finally!) Unpack, marvel at the Bavarian charm (Seriously, the flower boxes alone are worth the trip), and promptly lose the key. This always happens. I swear I’m not that disorganized, just…distracted.
Observations: The lobby smells like fresh-baked apple strudel and anticipation. Or maybe that's the spa treatment oils. Either way, my stomach is grumbling. The pictures online look perfect. Too perfect. I have a feeling reality is going to be… more interesting.
Lunch (and the Great Bathing Suit Disaster): Let's avoid the hotel restaurants for the first meal. Somewhere local, a little messy, and with beer. I'm craving schnitzel. That's the plan. And then… the spa. (Ah, hah, yes! The entire reason for this trip!) But wait a second…. Where is my bathing suit? Oh god. Did I forget it? Did I seriously forget my bathing suit? This is not the beginning of a relaxed spa experience. This is… This is a crisis.
Evening: Sulk. Beg at the front desk for a towel large enough to approximate a toga. Squeeze into a swimsuit from the hotel shop that's approximately two sizes too small. Accept my fate and begin a series of very, very small dips in the thermal waters. The heat is amazing at first, but then, the crowds. Everyone here is relaxed and serene. I am plotting my escape.
Dinner: Back in the towel-toga again, mortified but starving, I stumble into the hotel restaurant. The food is, thankfully, excellent. I order way too much Kaiserschmarren (fluffy shredded pancakes) and decide that tomorrow will be a better spa day. This, I am sure, is a lie.
Day 2: Embracing the Soak & the Bavarian Bliss (Kinda)
Morning (aka "Recovery Time"): Breakfast! It's a buffet, and I'm making the most of it. Smoked salmon, fresh fruit, and enough coffee to raise the dead. Fueling up for another assault on the thermal baths. Armed with a hastily purchased (and slightly too small) cover-up.
Activity: The Spa - Take Two (Maybe Three…): Okay, this time I'm prepared. Towel is in place. Cover-up is on. I almost blend in with the relaxed, serene masses. I spend the morning floating, letting the warm water melt away some of the stress. Even though I keep glancing at my reflection in the water and comparing my stomach to the other patrons. (They were… much flatter). I may have fallen asleep and startled awake by a tiny, elderly woman yelling in German. It was a good day.
Afternoon: A massage! I desperately needed. I had to get it. I booked it. I was excited! And then…the massage table was heated. Really heated. I spent most of the massage trying not to sweat through the sheet and wondering if this was what it felt like to be a rotisserie chicken. The masseuse was blissfully unaware. She also smelled like lavender and power.
Evening: A walk. A very necessary walk. There is something about Germany's cleanliness and architecture that’s both irritating and beautiful. I had a beer in a tiny, smoky pub (I'll never be clear on the laws around smoking in Germany). The bartender had a face like a granite gargoyle, but his beer was heavenly. Tonight, I embrace the Bavarian spirit: hearty food, good beer, and a complete disregard for my waistline.
Day 3: The Pursuit of Perfection (and More Pretzels)
Morning: Another perfect breakfast buffet! I'm starting to memorize the locations of the best croissants. There's a joy to repetition here. I'm starting to feel like I belong.
Activity: The Spa – Round Three! (The "I-Think-I've-Got-This-Down-Now" Edition): This is it. The final day, and I plan to achieve ultimate relaxation. This time, I’m armed with a book (because, you know, I'm that person), a giant inflatable flamingo (kidding…mostly), and a newfound appreciation for the healing power of hot water. I've found a quiet corner. I shut my eyes and… achieve nirvana. Ah yes, the spa trip of my dreams, until…
Afternoon: My final meal at the hotel. The roast pork. The dumplings. The beer. If I’m being honest, it's all a blur of culinary delight.
Evening: One last stroll through the town. One last look at the flower boxes. One last attempt to buy a pretzel from the rogue pretzel vendor (he saw me coming this time).
The Departure: Reality Bites (and I Need a Bigger Suitcase)
Morning: Checkout. (Sniffle.) Packing. Trying to fit everything into the suitcase (a Herculean feat, considering the souvenirs and the slightly-too-tight bathing suit). The emotional whiplash of “I hate leaving!" and "I REALLY need to start exercising" is overwhelming.
Transportation: Train. Plane. Reality.
Final Thoughts (and Confessions):
This wasn't a perfect trip. I forgot a bathing suit. I got a bit sunburned when I was trying to tan. My German is terrible. And I probably gained five pounds. But… it was exactly what I needed. The Richstein's Posthotel, with all its charming flaws and amazing food, was a haven. It was a place to lose myself in the warmth, to laugh at my own ridiculousness, and to remember that sometimes, the messier the journey, the more beautiful it is.
So book that trip. Embrace the chaos. And for the love of god, don't forget your bathing suit.
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