Rome's Hidden Gem: Alex's Unbeatable Rooms!
Rome's Hidden Gem: Alex's Unbeatable Rooms! - A Review That's Probably Too Honest
Alright, buckle up, because this isn't your average, sterile hotel review. We're diving headfirst into Alex's Unbeatable Rooms, this supposed "Hidden Gem" of Rome. Is it truly unbeatable? Well, let's just say it's got personality, and that's more than I can say for most hotels I've shlepped through.
First Impressions - The Accessibility and the (Slight) Headache
Finding the place was a bit of an adventure, but hey, isn't that part of the Roman experience? Remember, Italy, not exactly known for its perfectly paved sidewalks. Accessibility is a mixed bag. They do have facilities for disabled guests (part of the Services and conveniences) and an elevator, which is a lifesaver, especially after lugging luggage. However, actually navigating the immediate area around the hotel with a wheelchair might require a bit of planning. This ain't a place for pure, unadulterated, seamless accessibility, be warned, but it shows genuine effort.
Inside the Room - Where the Magic (and the Imperfections) Begin
Okay, the room. A small room, I'll be honest. But charming! The non-smoking rooms are, praise the gods, truly non-smoking. A definite perk for a sensitive nose like mine. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Oh, and it works, which is itself a miracle. Seriously, I've paid good money for Wi-Fi that barely registered. And they have Internet access – LAN which is a throwback, but hey, if you need it, it's there. They also have an Internet access – wireless, not that you would need if you have the free Wi-Fi.
The bed? Comfortable enough. The linens were clean, which, after a long flight, is all you really want, right? They give you those fluffy bathrobes and slippers - pure bliss. Blackout curtains? THANK YOU. Nothing beats a good night's sleep after fighting jet lag.
One thing specifically, which isn't on the list, but is absolutely critical: the water pressure in the shower. Now, I've stayed in hotels where you could barely dampen yourself. Here, the water pressure was… respectable. Not a firehose, but enough to actually feel clean. This might seem like a small detail, but trust me, after a day of walking through Rome's chaotic beauty, a good shower is practically a spiritual experience.
And yes, there's a hair dryer, a coffee/tea maker, and even a little refrigerator. Basic, yes, but essential!
Cleanliness and Safety - The Sanitizing Symphony
This is where Alex's Unbeatable Rooms really shines. The cleanliness and safety protocols are top-notch. They clearly take this seriously (thankfully, even before the pandemic). Anti-viral cleaning products are used, and they practice daily disinfection in common areas. They have hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff is clearly trained. They've got CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, and security [24-hour]. Also, it is noted that, the rooms are sanitized between stays, how? Don't ask! They have sterilizing equipment, so I guess it really is sanitized! I even heard a rumor that they have a doctor/nurse on call, and in case of emergencies, they have a first aid kit.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Culinary Adventure (or at least, a good start)
The breakfast [buffet] is pretty decent. Asian breakfast and Western breakfast? Why not! There's coffee/tea in restaurant, a coffee shop and breakfast service. The restaurants are there. The Poolside bar is there… but I just didn't have time to explore. There are also restaurants with either Asian cuisine in restaurant or Western cuisine in restaurant.
Oh, and they provide a bottle of water! This is important. It's the small things, people.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax - Spa? Pool? Possibly… Eventually?
Honestly, between the ruins, gelato, and general Roman chaos, I didn't have much time for lounging. They do have a fitness center (it looked like a tiny box, but hey, it's there!), and if you're into it, there's a sauna and a spa/sauna. I saw pictures of a pool with a view, which looked AMAZING, but again, no time. They've got a massage, spa, steamroom, and they could even do a Body scrub, Body wrap, or a Foot bath! My advice is to make time for it. Seriously, Rome can be exhausting.
Services and Conveniences - They've Thought of Pretty Much Everything (Maybe)
The concierge was SUPER helpful, especially when I was trying to decipher the Roman bus system (good luck with that!). They offer luggage storage, laundry service, dry cleaning, cash withdrawal, and even currency exchange. You need an elevator? Yes, they do! Though I would love to see it! And they have a gift/souvenir shop to take home that cute little thing of a souvenir!
What I Didn't See (And What You Should Probably Know)
- No Pets Allowed: This is a negative for some, I know, but hey, not everywhere can be a canine paradise.
- The "Unbeatable" Part: It's good, but "unbeatable" is a strong word. It's a hidden gem, not a diamond.
The Verdict - Worth the Hunt? Absolutely!
Alex's Unbeatable Rooms is, to put it mildly, a solid choice. It's clean, safe, well-equipped, and the staff is friendly and helpful. But most importantly, it feels real. It's not a corporate, soul-crushing experience. It's got a little bit of character, a little bit of imperfection, and a whole lot of heart.
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Escape to Paradise: Hotel Laghetto Toscana, Gramado's Hidden Gem
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your glossy travel brochure. This is… well, hopefully, this is surviving Rome. And remember, I'm doing this from the cozy… allegedly cozy… embrace of Affittacamere Alex. (I swear the air con is plotting against me.)
ROME: A Messy, Emotional Itinerary (and My Attempt to Not Lose My Mind)
Day 1: Arrival, and the "Lovely" Air Conditioning of Doom
Morning (7:00 AM - Arrival, and the Great Luggage Struggle): Landed at Fiumicino. Jet lag hit me like a ton of bricks (and probably contributed to my decision to pack that fifth pair of shoes… what was I thinking?). Finding the train to Termini was a nightmare, involving more frantic gesturing and pleading than I care to admit. Finally, after nearly missing the train and a minor heart attack, I made it!
Late Morning (10:00 AM - Affittacamere Alex - Finding the Place): Google Maps, bless its algorithmic soul, led me a merry dance through a maze of cobblestone streets. Finally, "Affittacamere Alex". The building looked promising. The inside… well, we’ll get there when the air con finally decides to work. Check-in was surprisingly smooth, fueled by my desperate need for a shower. The room? Small. The view? Mostly brick walls. The Air Con? Currently, it is doing its best impression of a gentle breeze. I swear, it is laughing at me.
Lunch (12:00 PM - Finding Food, Surviving the Crowd): Okay, I’m starving. Wandered out, hoping for a quick, delicious bite. Ended up in a tiny trattoria overflowing with locals. Attempted to order… butchered the Italian… ended up with a gigantic pizza that I definitely ate (and loved). Took forever, but totally worth it.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - The Pantheon, and the Emotional Overload): The Pantheon. Holy. Moly. Pictures don't do it justice. I actually teared up. The scale, the history, the damn engineering… just mind-blowing. Stood there, gazing up at the oculus, feeling like a tiny speck in the universe. (And probably blocking someone's Instagram selfie. Sorry, not sorry.)
Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - Piazza Navona, and the Gelato Meltdown): Piazza Navona. Pretty. Overcrowded. Spent way too much time dodging selfie sticks. Then, GLORIOUS GELATO. Okay, maybe I bought three scoops. Nobody's judging. (Except my jeans, probably.) As I walked down the street, I dropped my gelato and it fell on my shoe. I wanted to scream. Did scream.
Evening (7:00 PM - Dinner, and the Hunt for Air Conditioning): Found a place with a semi-decent air con and outdoor seating. Ordered carbonara. Devoured it. Wondered if I was going to melt due to the humid air around me. Seriously, I may have to sleep on that tiny balcony.
Night (9:00 PM - Back to the Room of Despair): Attempted to return to air con room, but it's getting worse. Wrote half this itinerary while cursing the lack of a working cooling system. The hum of the (failing) air con is now my lullaby. Gonna try to sleep. Wish me luck. I have a feeling it's going to be a long night. Wish me luck!
Day 2: (The Vatican!) And My Ongoing Battle With the Gods of Temperature
Morning (7:00 AM - St. Peter's Square): Dragged myself from my sweat-soaked sheets and headed out. Got there early, hoping to beat the crowds. Success! St. Peter’s Square was relatively empty at first. And the sheer grandeur? Again, speechless. The scale is insane.
Morning (9:00 AM - St. Peter's Basilica): Inside the Basilica. More stunning artistry and history. Felt incredibly small and awestruck. Felt also slightly overwhelmed by the sheer number of people wandering around.
Late Morning (11:00 AM - Vatican Museums and the Sistine Chapel (The Line that Ate My Soul)): Oh. My. God. The queues. The hordes. The… sweat. After a brutal hour-long wait, I got in. The Vatican Museums were an experience. So much to see! The tapestry room! The map gallery! But it was crammed. And hot. And I'm pretty sure I developed a mild aversion to tour groups.
(12:00 PM - The Sistine Chapel - The Pinnacle, and the Annoyance of Being Told to Be Quiet): The Sistine Chapel. Unbelievable. Michelangelo's ceiling… breathtaking. Spent a good fifteen minutes just staring. Then, the damn guards started shouting "Silenzio!" Seriously? Trying to absorb the art is already hard enough without getting yelled that you're being not quiet.
Lunch (1:30 PM - Quick Bite and Bitter Disappointment): Found a quick bite near the Vatican. It was… unremarkable. Fueled by caffeine and the lingering awe of the Sistine Chapel, I pressed on.
Afternoon (3:00 PM - Castel Sant'Angelo): Castel Sant'Angelo. A beautiful building. Great views. Now, it was great views for a short amount of time, because I walked around on the top for 15 minutes before I had to go down before passing out.
Late Afternoon (5:00 PM - The Air Con Crisis Continues): Back to Affittacamere Alex. And… the air con is still trolling me. I think it's mocking me. I'm considering staging a one-woman protest. Maybe I'll start a petition. #aircondoom #RomeIsHot #sendHelp
Evening (7:00 PM - Dinner, and the Quest for Relief): Found a trattoria slightly further afield. Ate more pasta. Drank more water. Still hot. Still miserable. Considering becoming a permanent resident of the nearest gelato shop freezer.
Night (9:00 PM - The Descent Into Madness - Air Con Edition): Back to my room. Air con continues to fail. My sheets are now a damp, sticky trap. Thinking of sleeping in the bathroom. This is not the romantic Italian holiday I envisioned.
Day 3: (The Colosseum and the Roman Forum) And The Air Con STILL!!!
Morning (8:00 AM - Colosseum): I knew the Colosseum would be crowded, but wow. Seriously. The size is monumental. The history is staggering. The sheer scale… it's like taking a giant step back in time. Imagining the gladiators, the games, the roaring crowds… it was powerful.
Morning (10:00 AM - Roman Forum): The Roman Forum. More ruins. More history. But I started to feel the heat creeping in again. The sun beats down like a hammer, and there's absolutely no shade.
Lunch (1:00 PM - Lunch): Decided to lunch in the shade near the ruins. Got some food. And the air con! Oh the air con!
Afternoon (2:00 PM - The Trevi Fountain, and the Coin Conspiracy): Did the Trevi Fountain. Threw a coin. (Hoping it wasn't a bribe to get the air con fixed.) Pretty, but the sheer amount of people trying to take pictures nearly caused me to choke!
Afternoon (3:00 PM - The Pantheon): Going again, just to find some air.
Evening (5:00 PM - The Air Con): Went back to my room, expecting the worst. The air con is still out of order.
Evening (7:00 PM - Trattoria): Went to eat. The food was good. The air con was not.
Night (9:00 PM - The Hotel): I am sure I will stay up all night as my air con still doesn't work.
Day 4 - Departure, and the Lingering Smell of Defeat (and Maybe Gelato).
Morning (7:00 AM - Farewell, Rome (And Affittacamere Alex)): Packing. Wishing I'd packed more clothes. And a hazmat suit. Saying goodbye to Rome. Saying goodbye to Affittacamere Alex. I'm pretty sure the air con is still taunting me.
Morning (9:00 AM - The Train): Catching the train to the Airport. A sense of relief washes over me.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - The Airplain ): Airplain . Rome, you were amazing. But you were *
Alex's Unbeatable Rooms: The Unofficial, Unedited Guide (Because Let's Be Real, Nobody's Perfect!)
Okay, spill. What *exactly* makes Alex's place "unbeatable"? Is it just hype?
Alright, look, hype is *part* of it. Alex, bless his heart, knows how to sell it. But deep down, it’s more than just glossy brochures. It’s the *vibe*. You know? Like, you walk in, and BAM! It's not just a room. It's… living. Think less sterile hotel, more… well, like crashing at your slightly eccentric (but awesome) cousin's place in Rome.
Honestly? The *location* is killer. Piazza Navona at your doorstep? That alone is worth the price of admission. I arrived there for the first time last November and spent almost the whole day just wandering around the square... I fell in love, and I fell hard.
Seriously though, are the rooms actually clean? I've seen some Rome horror stories...
Okay, full disclosure: I'm a germaphobe. Like, wipe-down-the-airplane-seat-with-three-different-kinds-of-wipes germaphobe. So, when I say *clean*, I mean *actually* clean. I mean they aren't sparkling clean with every surface catching the light in that sterile kind of way, they're lived-in clean. Not just superficially. Like, you can probably eat off the floors. (Don’t, though. Probably.) They definitely don't smell like grandma's mothball closet, which, let's be honest, is a low bar, but a bar that some places in Rome trip over.
I remember one time, I dropped a croissant crumb on the floor (because, priorities). And I spent like five minutes staring at it. I was expecting to be devoured by some kind of ancient dust bunny, and let's just say, I didn’t find any. Victory!
Are the rooms noisy? I need my beauty sleep, people.
Depends! Yes, you're in Rome. Yes, there are cobblestone streets. Yes, there *will* be sounds. But... Alex's place is surprisingly quiet. They provide earplugs, and yeah, they're thoughtful, but I've never needed them. They are in the middle of the city, mind you, but they are relatively tucked away from the really raucous stuff.
However, my first time, I'd gone in thinking every night had to be some big party. It was a travel-fever dream. I think I walked around Rome for 12 hours straight. And afterwards, I fell into bed and slept like the actual dead. Seriously, I woke up and needed like, a whole day to just recover. So my initial experience? The room itself was my sanctuary; the streets themselves were my party.
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Gotta stay connected, ya know… Instagram waits for no one.
Look, the Wi-Fi is good enough. Really good enough. It’s not *blazing* fast, but unless you're trying to download the entire internet, you're fine. I was able to Facetime my mother without having to scream "MAMMA MIA!" over the crackling connection, and that, my friends, is a win. It's the kind of Wi-Fi that lets you pretend you're working when you're secretly scrolling through TikTok. You know, the essentials.
Okay, confession: on my first trip, I was obsessively checking Instagram stories for updates. I remember watching some "influencer" (gag) sipping an espresso at a café in the Spanish Steps... and it made me jealous. But then I realized - I was like two minutes from Piazza Navona! Who needed an influencer when I had Alex’s Unbeatable Rooms?
Breakfast? Included, or a sad continental spread?
Breakfast? Okay, this is where Alex *really* shines. It's not a generic continental thing. He makes it *personal*. Fresh pastries, strong coffee (essential!), and sometimes, if you're lucky, a little chat with Alex himself. The way he makes it is like he genuinely cares that you’re having a good morning. And you *will* have a good morning, trust me.
I *remember* my first breakfast. It wasn't just food; it was an experience. Alex, with his charming Italian accent, basically told me about all the day-trip locations I had to immediately go to, and I had his pastries whilst he was talking to me; I tried to act like I wasn't as starstruck as I was. I mean, I'm there for three days, but I'm eating his pastries and having his coffee like I'm a food critic or something... It was great. I mean, it was perfect. It was everything I’d dreamed of! It's a morning I'll probably never forget.
Are there any downsides? (Don't sugarcoat it!)
Okay, so... it's not the cheapest. But you're paying for location and a good experience, and for a really, really good experience. Also, the elevator is tiny. Seriously, if you’re claustrophobic, take the stairs. (And be thankful you actually *have* an elevator! Some places, yikes.) There. I said it.
Also, Alex can be a bit… chatty. (He is a very sweet man.) But honestly? I wouldn't change a thing. I wouldn't. The imperfections are part of the charm.
Would you stay there again? And would you recommend it?
Absolutely! I'm already planning my return trip. And yes, yes, *yes*, I recommend it. If you want a sterile, soulless hotel experience, fine. But if you want to feel like you're actually *living* in Rome, with a friendly face and a killer location? Book Alex's Unbeatable Rooms. You will thank me later. Just don't steal my spot, alright?
I mean, it's not just about the room. It's about the *feeling*. It's about the memories. It's about the fact that I still dream about those pastries. Honestly, I don't know why I'm even writing this. I should just go back. Dammit.
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