Dodge City's BEST Hotel? OYO Townhouse Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Dodge City, You Dirty Dog, But THIS Hotel… WHOA. OYO Townhouse Review (Seriously, You Won't Believe This!)
Alright, folks, saddle up! Because I just got back from a trip to Dodge City, Kansas, and let me tell you, it's… Dodge City. Yep. Dusty, a little rough around the edges, and full of that Wild West charm. But then, BAM! I stumbled upon the OYO Townhouse, and, well, let's just say it was like finding a solid gold saloon in a town full of tumbleweeds.
My expectations were… low. Let's be honest. Dodge City. OYO. My brain conjured images of questionable mattresses and maybe a questionable aroma of questionable things. Boy, was I wrong. So wrong.
First Impressions (and a bit of a Rambling Start):
Okay, so here's the deal. Driving in, the exterior wasn’t exactly screaming "Luxury Spa Getaway." It's your classic, practical hotel facade. But the moment I walked in, wham! Clean. Bright. And the air conditioning (a HUGE win in Kansas, let me tell you) was glorious. The front desk staff was friendly, efficient, and actually seemed happy to see me. (Small victories, people!) And the lobby? Not just a cold, sterile waiting area. It was… well, it had a certain vibe. A hint of modern mixed with… something I can't quite put my finger on. Okay, so I was already intrigued.
Accessibility & Safety - The Stuff That Really Matters:
Right off the bat, I noticed the elevator. Huge plus for anyone with mobility issues, or just, ya know, who doesn't want to lug their suitcase up a flight of stairs after a long day of driving. The facilities for disabled guests also seemed to be well set up – I spotted ramps and accessible rooms being discussed with other guests. This is HUGE. Knowing the hotel cares enough to make sure their facility is accessible speaks to the fact that they are generally a nice place to stay.
Safety-wise, the OYO Townhouse was on the ball. CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and security [24-hour] meant I felt safe and secure, which is paramount in my books. They’re clearly serious about keeping things safe and, you know, not catching on fire. Hand sanitizer was readily available everywhere, and they were clearly adhering to physical distancing, which was a welcome peace of mind in the current climate. The staff were wearing masks and actually seemed to be following the protocols.
The Room - My Personal Oasis (and a Slightly Over-the-Top Reaction):
Okay, so here’s where I truly lost it. (In a good way). For a small-town hotel, my room was amazing. Seriously. The air conditioning was a godsend. The bed? Like sinking into a cloud of pure, fluffy bliss after a long day of dusty travel. I'm talking extra long bed. Yes, the kind you can actually stretch out on, even if you’re a tall person like me. I felt like a pampered king!
And the details, people! The blackout curtains were perfect for blocking out the Kansas sunshine (which, let me tell you, is intense). Free Wi-Fi (a HUGE plus – and it actually worked!) was readily available. The bathroom phone - seriously, who has that anymore, but i had it! I could practically live in this room! I was also stoked about the desk to work at. Plus, a coffee/tea maker and complimentary bottled water. Small things but it added up…
Cleanliness - The Little Details That Matter:
This is where the OYO Townhouse REALLY shined. The whole place was spotless. Absolutely spotless. I’m talking professional-grade sanitizing services, rooms sanitized between stays, and daily disinfection in common areas. The staff clearly took cleanliness seriously. It made a HUGE difference.
Dining & Snacking - Fueling Up for a Day of… Dodge City-ing?
Alright, so the dining scene wasn't exactly Michelin-star level (it’s Dodge City, remember?), but they definitely had some solid options. The breakfast [buffet] offered a decent selection of the usual suspects – eggs, bacon, waffles, etc. And look, sometimes you just need a waffle. The coffee shop was a lifesaver in the mornings, and restaurants close by offered convenience.
Services and Conveniences - Making Life Easier:
Okay, the OYO Townhouse makes life easy. They had a convenience store right there for snacks, drinks, and anything you might have forgotten. The concierge was helpful with local recommendations and they had a luggage storage (which came in handy since I arrived earlier than my check-in time.) Laundry service? Yep. Free car park [on-site]? Absolutely. The daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - (Okay, Bear With Me Here)
Now, I didn’t find any evidence of Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, or Steamroom. This is Dodge City, not a tropical resort. But, they have a swimming pool [outdoor]. Nothing fancy, but a definite plus if you're looking to cool off.
For the Kids & Family - Good News!
Good news, parents! The OYO Townhouse is family/child friendly. I didn't see it, but there were kids facilities mentioned.
The Quirks (Because Let's Get Real):
No hotel is perfect. And there were a few quirks that made me laugh. Like the slightly too enthusiastic welcome message on the TV. And the occasional whiff of… well, let's just say “character” from the hallways. But honestly, these little imperfections just added to the charm of the place. It's like, you can't expect perfection in a town that's still selling cowboy hats. It's part of its charm!
The Verdict - Would I Stay Again? (Absolutely!)
Look, the OYO Townhouse blew me away. It exceeded my expectations by a mile. It's clean, comfortable, safe, and surprisingly well-equipped. It's a solid option for anyone traveling to Dodge City.
Final Thoughts (Slightly Rambling, as Always):
I went in expecting the worst and was pleasantly surprised. It’s not the Four Seasons, but it’s also not a seedy roadside motel. It's a perfectly decent, well-maintained hotel that offers a surprisingly pleasant stay. I’m happy to recommend it!
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Alright, buckle up, Buttercup. We're going to Dodge City, KS. That's right. Dodge. Freakin'. City. The last place on earth I'd expect to find myself…but here we are. My itinerary? More like a suggestion box with a few frantic scribbles. Let's dive in. (And pray for mercy.)
Day 1: Arrival and the "Wow, It's Flat" Factor
Afternoon (ish): Get to Dodge City. Okay, that's a given, but how? Plane? Doubtful. I'm guessing a cross-country road trip in my trusty (and slightly unreliable) Honda Civic, affectionately nicknamed "The Vomit Comet" (long story, involving a Taco Bell incident in Oklahoma and a particularly windy day). The drive? Endless. The landscape? Well, let's just say the phrase "flat as a pancake" has never felt so…accurate. My initial reaction? A slightly bewildered giggle followed by, "Are we sure this is Kansas?" I swear, I saw a tumbleweed give me the stink eye.
Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Check into OYO Townhouse Dodge City. Praying it’s not haunted. I've read reviews (a mistake, really) and they range from "surprisingly clean" to "looks like a murder scene." Honestly? I’m hoping for “surprisingly clean.” I probably forgot my toothbrush, knowing my track record. That’s a guaranteed mood killer. What is life even without a toothbrush? I can't even contemplate. Maybe order a pizza. Comfort food. No, maybe not. The last time I had pizza in a questionable location, I met a guy named… well, let's call him 'Doug' who claimed to be a professional sheep shearer. Dodge City, here I come…
Evening: Boot Hill Museum-ish. Okay, I should go. It’s the iconic Dodge City experience, right? But honestly? Museums aren't my favorite. I'm more of a "wander around and make up stories" kinda gal. But maybe I have to. Maybe there's some dusty artifact that will spark my interest. Maybe there's a surprisingly charming historical character that I'll completely fall for. Or maybe, I'll just end up wandering aimlessly, muttering about the lack of decent coffee shops in this town. I'll try. I'll give it a solid hour. Then…pizza? (Maybe.)
(Rambling thought: Okay, Boot Hill. The whole Wild West thing. I get it. Cowboys, shootouts, the whole shebang. But I always wonder…did they have good Wi-Fi back then? Important questions, people.)
Day 2: Saloons, Shootouts, and Existential Dread (Maybe)
Morning: Breakfast at the OYO (if they have it). If not, convenience store coffee and a questionable pastry. My expectations are low. The best part of any trip is hoping for the worst, and if it's good, you're always pleasantly surprised.
Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Long Branch Saloon - It's Dodge City. Drinks. Well, maybe. I'm more of a "water with a splash of cranberry" kinda person. I'll try to get a picture in front of the saloon. I'll try not to make the experience completely touristy. I just wish it wasn't so darn hot…
(Emotional Reaction: Walking into the Long Branch…honestly? It's kind of…impressive. All the dark wood and old-timey charm. I'm actually feeling a little like a pioneer woman right now (minus the long skirts and the fear of dysentery, hopefully). This is turning into a lot more fun than expected!!)
Afternoon: The Cow Town and Dodge City History - It's all there!. It's probably the most obvious tourist place to go. Maybe the gunfight show? It sounds kinda cheesy, but… well, I'm here, right? Might as well embrace the cheese. And secretly, I'm hoping for a really bad actor who forgets his lines. Pure comedic gold.
Late Afternoon/Evening: Find a Real Dinner. Okay, the pizza-laden hotel room of Day 1 (the potential disaster) could be a good lesson in planning. Gotta be intentional. The Central Station Bar and Grill: Dodge City. Or somewhere not in my hotel. Hopefully, I still have the appetite. Let's aim for "not questionable." And pray the hotel Wi-Fi has improved, or I'm doomed to a night of boredom. (Quirky Observation: I've noticed a distinct lack of bookstores around here. Perhaps the Wild West era wasn't big on reading. You know, except for playing cards. Then again, maybe it's a conspiracy. Maybe they're hiding the good books…)
Day 3: Departure and Unexpected Memories
Morning: Last Day. Coffee, again. Check out of the OYO (hopefully unscathed).
Late Morning: A last stroll through town. Is there anything I missed? A hidden gem? A charming local? Or another tumbleweed giving me the side-eye? I'll keep an open mind.
Afternoon: Start the journey home. The Vomit Comet awaits. This time I promise, I'll try not to eat Taco Bell. It's gonna be a long drive, but at least I have stories to tell. And honestly? Dodge City, Kansas? It was a little bit weird, a little bit kitsch, a little bit…memorable.
*(Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles: Okay, so the whole thing was a bit… underwhelming. But it's those little moments, you know? The unexpected laughter, the shared glances with strangers, the realization that even in the flattest of places, there's always something to discover. I mean, who knew I'd actually *enjoy* the gunfight show? Okay, maybe not enjoy, but…appreciate the sheer theatricality of it all. And the coffee? Still terrible. But hey, at least it was an experience. Sighs I'm going to need a vacation from my vacation. But would I go back? Maybe. Just maybe. If they promised better coffee. And a bookstore.)* (End of Stream of Consciousness)
Dodge City's "Best"? OYO Townhouse Review (You Won't Believe This!) - FAQ-ish Chaos!
So, is this OYO Townhouse in Dodge City actually good? Or is it a tumbleweed of disappointment?
What about the room itself? Was it… clean-ish?
Okay, but what about the *amenities*? Did they have anything besides a crumbling building and a prayer?
What about the staff? Were they friendly, helpful… or MIA?
Let's talk location. Was it convenient? Or did you need a Sherpa to find the place?
The price! Was it worth it? Were you getting a good deal?
Would you recommend it? Seriously? Would you actually STAY there again?
Any *seriously* memorable moments you want to double-down on? A defining experience?
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