Escape to Philly: Luxurious Langhorne Getaway at Residence Inn!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Residence Inn in Langhorne, the so-called "Luxurious Philly Getaway." Now, I gotta confess, I'm a bit of a travel-snob, so my expectations were sky-high. Did this place deliver? Let's get messy and find out.
First Impressions & Accessibility:
Okay, first things first. My biggest fear, always, is accessibility. I’m not, like, completely immobile, but I appreciate a hotel that actually caters to folks with mobility issues. The website promised it, so I held my breath. Good news: Wheelchair accessible? Check. Elevator? Check. The entrance wasn't some death-defying ramp, and the hallways weren't a claustrophobic nightmare. Huge win. More importantly, they list Facilities for disabled guests, which actually seemed to be implemented not just for show. That alone starts me off on a high note. I felt like they actually thought about people needing help.
Rooms: My Cozy Fortress (and the Occasional Mini-Freakout)
My room? Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms?! Double Check! Seriously, a hotel that charges for Wi-Fi in this day and age? Forget about it. The room itself was spacious – a suite, actually. Extra long bed? Praise be! I toss and turn, like a caffeinated squirrel, so space is key. The Seating area was comfy, but really, I spent most of my time sprawled on the bed, binging Netflix. Blackout curtains were a godsend. I like my sleep dark and deep. And the Refrigerator was clutch for my late-night snack needs (don’t judge).
The Bathroom: Okay, a tiny gripe. The shower head was a tad…unenthusiastic. But that’s just me being picky. The Bathrobes were fluffy, and the toiletries actually smelled decent. (Not that generic hotel smell; which I always find a bit depressing.) Did I use the Slippers? Absolutely. Did I almost forget my toothbrush? Yep. (Happens every time, no matter how prepared I think I am!)
Oh, and the Safe/Security Feature: Definitely a plus. I’m not exactly paranoid, but peace of mind is worth its weight in gold, especially when traveling. Also, they had Smoke Detectors! (Obviously. But I still appreciate them.)
Cleanliness, Safety & The COVID Circus (because let’s be real):
This is where things get real. This pandemic thing… it’s kinda messed things up, right? Well, I'm thrilled to report that the Residence Inn seemed ON. IT. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check, check, check! I saw staff CONSTANTLY wiping things down. Felt reassured. Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol? Definitely. I felt safe, which, let’s be honest, is the MOST important thing right now. The Cashless payment service was slick, too. No fumbling with dirty bills. And the individually wrapped food was a thoughtful touch. Even had an option to opt out of room sanitization.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Diet Debacle):
Breakfast, people! Breakfast [buffet]? Yes! It wasn’t your average Sad Breakfast. They had a decent spread. Western breakfast? Yes! Bacon, eggs, the whole shebang. It was a buffet, BUT with the proper safeguards. Vegetarian restaurant? I didn't see one inside the Residence Inn itself, but there are plenty of options nearby. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Absolutely. And I am a fiend.
I admit, though, I wasn't thrilled with my meal plan. No Breakfast in room. But, for convenience, they did have Breakfast takeaway service. Oh, and can't forget the Bottle of water!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (mostly snacking):
While there wasn't a dedicated Asian restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, or a Happy hour, the Snack bar was a lifesaver. Midnight cravings called for it. I even snuck a few extra cookies for the road. Poolside bar? No such luck. But the convenience of a Coffee shop on-site was a blessing for my caffeine addiction.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (or not at all):
Alright, here's the deal: I tried to relax. Really, I did. The Fitness center was decent. I even attempted the treadmill, but I lasted about five minutes. Then I decided to hit the Sauna and Steamroom. Ahhhhh… bliss. However, I didn't see a Spa, a Pool with view, a Massage or any of the fancier treatments. But for a quick break and a little pampering, the basics were covered.
I'm not sure if they had any Body scrub or Body wrap options. Maybe I missed them.
Services and Conveniences:
These are the things that make a hotel livable. I loved the Doorman. And the 24-hour Front Desk was reassuring. I often remember things at 3 AM. Concierge was helpful with restaurant recommendations. Laundry service? Check. Thank heavens, because I spilled coffee everywhere. Daily housekeeping was prompt and cheerful. The place was generally ship-shape. And for the tech-heads, they did mention Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN. Wi-Fi for special events, perhaps?
Getting Around:
Car park [free of charge], always a winner. Airport transfer was an option. I am a driver, so I didn't use them.
For the Kids (because family travel is a whole other beast): Family/child friendly? Yes. Babysitting service? Yes. Kids meal? Yes! That's a huge plus.
The Verdict?
Look, the Residence Inn in Langhorne isn't a five-star, bells-and-whistles resort. But it is a damn good hotel. Clean, comfortable, and conveniently located. It ticked all the boxes. The accessibility was top-notch, a big WIN.
The Quirks/Imperfections (because let's be honest):
The elevator music. I heard it. It was classic elevator music. No more, no less.
I think my room's air conditioner was slightly too efficient. I had to turn it off. And I like it cold!
My Emotional Ride:
I went in skeptical, but I left genuinely impressed. I felt safe, comfortable, and relatively well-rested. I’d go back.
My Unsolicited Advice aka The Real Deal
Target Audience: You, the weary traveler, the family on a road trip, or someone who appreciates convenience and a stress-free stay
Overall: 4.5 Stars
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Ohakune's BEST Alpine Escape: Motel & Backpacker Heaven!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, clinically-sterile travel itinerary. This is my survival guide to the Residence Inn Philadelphia Langhorne Woodbourne. Prepare yourselves for the beautiful chaos.
Day 1: Arrival - Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mini-Fridge (Mostly)
- 1:00 PM - Touchdown: Okay, fine, I'm technically arriving at the hotel. But let's be real, this is more like a pilgrimage. After the flight (which, let's be honest, felt longer than the Oregon Trail), I'm zombie-walking through the lobby. The check-in lady, bless her heart, is probably used to it. She hands me the key, and I'm off to my room. My legs feel like overcooked spaghetti.
- 1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance & Emotional Rollercoaster: First impressions? Surprisingly decent. The room is… well, it's functional. That's a win in my book after a long flight. The mini-fridge, though, is the star of the show. It's calling my name. I immediately shove in that pathetic, almost-empty can of soda and the half-eaten granola bar I've been clinging to. I suddenly feel like some kind of nomadic survivor. Now, where's the coffee maker…
- 2:00 PM - The Hunt for Caffeine & the Search for Meaning: Ah, the in-room coffee – a necessary evil. I feel like a barista, fumbling with the single-serve pods. I somehow manage to spill some coffee all over the counter, but hey, at least it smells good! It takes like battery acid but still, needed caffeine!
- 2:30 PM - Settling In & the Dread of the Couch: I have to admit, the couch looks comfy. Too comfy. Which means… nap time. I’m fighting against the urge. I need to unpack! I should be exploring! Nope, the couch has won. Ugh. I fall into a deep slumber, and I’m only waking up when I’m super late.
- 5:00 PM - The Quest for Dinner: I need food. Real food. I find a local pizza place. The pizza is HUGE (and a bit greasy), and I devour it with gusto. This is my happy place. I feel like a different man.
- 8:00 PM - "Relaxation" & the TV Dilemma: I try to wind down with some television. Channel surfing is hell, but I manage to find a cheesy rom-com. It's exactly what I need. The remote control is a battle, and the TV is a beast, but hey.
Day 2: Exploring (or, Attempting to Explore) – And the Great Laundry Debacle
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast & the Free Food Frenzy: The free breakfast at Residence Inn? Don’t roll your eyes! This is my jam. Now I feel happy! The waffles are a highlight! The fruit salad is pretty uninspiring, but I make it work.
- 8:00 AM - Planning & Procrastination: Look at my map! I’ve got a plan for the day! I’m going to explore, soak up the culture, and become a better person! Wait… first I need to check my email. And my Instagram. Just for a quick peek… three hours later. Ugh. I'm officially behind schedule.
- 10:00 AM - The Laundry Fiasco: Okay, maybe the "fiasco" is a bit dramatic, but laundry is always a comedy of errors. I find the laundry room (hidden away, like some secret lair). I jam my clothes into a machine and get my hopes dashed. After two hours of waiting I'm left with a load of sopping damp clothes. I'm completely defeated.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch & the Existential Pizza Review: I eat lunch at the vending machine – a cheese sandwich. Again. Pizza would have been wonderful, but I'm too depressed from the laundry to leave the building. I contemplate the meaning of life while chewing. It's a deep and meaningful experience.
- 2:00 PM - The Art of Doing Nothing: I go back to my room. I'm done. I binge-watch some TV show, even though I know I should be out there exploring.
- 9:00 PM - Another Dinner & the Pursuit of Happiness: Dinner: Pizza, again. I can't escape it! And honestly, I don't want to.
Day 3: Departure – Or, The Unexpected Charm of Saying Goodbye
- 7:00 AM - The Farewell Breakfast: The waffles! Again! This time, I make a game out of it, trying to get the perfect waffle-to-syrup ratio. Success!
- 8:00 AM - Packing & the Sadness of Leaving: Packing is never fun. You look at a suitcase and realize you've worn maybe a third of what you brought. It's a reminder of how much stuff I own. I’ve got to go, but is this the end?
- 9:00 AM - The Final Inspection & the Strange Attachment: I do a final sweep of the room. It's not perfect. Maybe it never was. I feel a strange kind of sadness about leaving. In just a few short days, this place has somehow become my home. I’m definitely going to miss that mini-fridge.
- 10:00 AM - The Long Goodbye (and Uber Ride): I check out. The check-out lady is as lovely as ever. I offer a heartfelt thank you and step outside. Then, the Uber arrives. It's time to go. Goodbye, Residence Inn. Goodbye, mini-fridge. Goodbye, endless pizza. Until next time…?
Alright Already, You Want the Lowdown on This Residence Inn? Let's GO! (Yeah, I'm Excited)
So, Philly... and Langhorne? That's a Thing?
Okay, hear me out. Philly? Fantastic! But Langhorne? It’s where this Residence Inn *lives*. Think of it like... a slightly less chaotic landing pad. You're not *in* the city, in the thick of it, but you're close enough to get there easily. I’m talking a quick jaunt on the train. I, personally, *love* this setup. It's like... the calm *before* the storm of cheesesteaks, historical landmarks, and aggressive seagulls. Perfect for a vacation where you actually want to sleep (unlike my last trip, which involved a questionable hostel and a very loud rooster...).
Is this Place… Nice? Like, Actually Nice? My Last Hotel Room looked like a Crime Scene.
Alright, deep breaths. This Residence Inn? Yeah, it's nice. Think, you know, *clean*. (Big improvement already, right?). I remember the first time I walked in, I actually *smiled*. The lobby isn't some dingy, depressing abyss. It's… pleasant. The rooms? They're suites! Like, actual separation between living and sleeping areas. I’m talking a couch, a kitchen area (microwave and fridge – essential!), and a very comfortable bed. I'm a big fan of comfortable beds. One time, I stayed in a hotel where the mattress felt like it was made of rocks. This place? Heavenly. Almost. (See below re: slight imperfections haha)
The "Luxurious Getaway" Part? What’s that Even Mean? Spas and Butlers? Doubtful…
Okay, "luxurious" might be a *slight* exaggeration. But it's luxurious for a *Residence Inn*. Think: free breakfast! (And it's decent, guys, especially if you like waffles, which I do. A *lot*). There's a pool and a small gym (I usually only use the gym to feel guilty about not using it. But hey, it's there!). The suite itself feels spacey, you're not cramped. Luxurious *compared* to that hostel I mentioned, definitely. It probably *was* the most sleep I’d gotten in years, until the cleaning lady starting banging to door at 9 AM on Sunday. But I digress...
Breakfast. Tell Me About Breakfast. Is It That Standard Hotel Disaster, or…
Look, I am a breakfast *person*. And, honestly? This is a *pretty good* hotel breakfast. Waffles! (Did I mention the waffles?). They had the little machines where you pour in the batter and make your own. I may have indulged. (Don't judge me!). They also had the usual: scrambled eggs (a bit… generic, but edible), sausage, cereal, fruit, yogurt. It's a solid start to the day before you go out and tackle Philly. And coffee! Important. Very important. On day two, I saw that they had bagels and I *almost* lost it with excitement.
What's the deal with the location? Is it convenient for… anything?
Okay, so here's the thing. Langhorne itself isn't exactly… Times Square. But the hotel is super close to the train. That train will whizz you right into Philly. Seriously, it’s a breeze, you're not stuck in traffic. Plus, there are a few restaurants and shops nearby if you want to chill out after a long day of being a tourist. (Which, let's be honest, can be exhausting). You could totally do a quick Target run if you forgot something – I did! Because obviously.
Okay, Okay… Are there any downsides? Gotta be some, right? Don't sugarcoat it.
Alright, honesty time. A few teeny, tiny gripes. Sometimes the walls *might* be a little thin (I think I heard someone's alarm clock go off at, like, 5 AM one morning, and the cleaning lady banging, as mentioned). And, I’m not going to lie, the commute to the *really* good Philly stuff (Reading Terminal Market, for example) takes a bit. It’s not *right there*. You need to *go* and *get* to it. Also, one time the elevator was busted for a hot minute and I was on the fourth floor (mild panic!). The breakfast eggs aren't exactly Michelin-star worthy. But honestly? For the price, and the convenience? Totally worth it. I’d still recommend it – and I’m brutally honest (ask my ex).
The Pool? Is it a Gross, Chlorinated Swamp Monster? Be Honest.
Okay, full disclosure: I’m not a huge pool person. I get weirded out by the general… *water-ness* of pools. But, the pool at the Residence Inn? It's fine. It's indoor, which is a plus. It seemed clean enough (no giant clumps of… things.) Plenty of towels. I saw kids splashing around, which seemed to indicate it wasn’t a health hazard. I’d probably go for a quick dip if had more time. But I was too busy eating waffles. Priorities, people!
I noticed there's a gym. Am I actually going to use it?
Probably not. Let's be real. I saw the gym. It had treadmills and weights and stuff that would encourage physical activity. It looked… functional. But when I’m on vacation, my exercise of choice is walking around historical sites and stuffing my face with cheesesteaks. But, hey, if you’re the disciplined type, you’ll have everything you need! And there’s a vending machine outside. You know. For *after* the workout...
What's the Vibe? Who's Staying Here?
It’s a pretty mixed bag, actually! Lots of families, which makes sense, given the suite setup. BusinessEscape To Inns
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