
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Citadines Yunlong Lake Xuzhou!
Citadines Yunlong Lake Xuzhou: Unbelievable Luxury…Or Just Believable-ish? A Review That Doesn't Hold Back!
Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because your intrepid travel correspondent (that's me!) has just returned from a whirlwind stay at the Citadines Yunlong Lake Xuzhou. The Unbelievable Luxury Awaits slogan? Well, let's just say it definitely awaits…somewhere in the general vicinity of the hotel. Let's dive in, shall we?
Accessibility: (Mostly) Great, But with a Few Stumbles
Okay, first things first. I'm happy to report that Citadines tries its best on the accessibility front. The elevator is a godsend, obviously, and the facilities for disabled guests seemed decent enough, though I didn't personally need them. The exterior corridor situation is a bit of a mixed bag; convenient for getting to your room, but maybe not the most aesthetically pleasing. Car park [free of charge] is a big win – always a plus to ditch the parking fees. The Car power charging station is a sign of the times, and I’m here for it.
Getting Around, Literally:
Airport transfer? Tick. Taxi service? Tick. Valet parking? (Well, theoretically, yes). The hotel's well-connected when it comes to getting you where you need to be. Although the valet service was… spotty. One morning, I swear, I waited longer for them to bring my car than it took to get to the city! A minor inconvenience, but still…
Internet: The Digital Lifeblood…and Why It Makes Me Want to Scream (Occasionally)
Okay, let's talk internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! And it mostly worked. However, the Internet access – LAN was a relic of the past. I tried it just for kicks; it’s like time-traveling back to the 90s. The Internet services… well, they were there. Sometimes. Look, the Wi-Fi in the public areas was also available, but it sometimes felt as though the digital gods were having a bad day. I needed to send a crucial email, and the connection kept dropping. ARGH! The struggle is real, people.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster
The food situation at Citadines? A fascinating, if uneven, experience.
- Restaurants: Multiple! Great! Variety… okay, let's unpack that.
- Asian food in the restaurant: Solid. The noodles were a highlight.
- Western food in the restaurant: Less consistent. The burger was… well, let's just say it didn't exactly scream "Michelin star."
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the buffet. The glorious, carb-laden, sometimes-questionable buffet. The Asian breakfast options were a treat, but the Western breakfast was a bit… predictable. The coffee? Not great. I'm a coffee snob, I admit it.
- Coffee shop: Okay, slightly better coffee.
- Poolside bar: Didn't get a chance to sample. Regrets.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes! Always a win. Especially when you're jet-lagged and craving a midnight snack. The quality was decent, though the prices… yeah, they were there.
- Snack bar: A lifesaver! Grab-and-go options are always appreciated.
I will say, though, the service in the restaurant was impeccably polite. The staff was incredibly attentive, always refilling water glasses and trying to anticipate every need. But sometimes the food just… didn’t live up to the level of service.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day or Stay Away?
Spa/sauna: The spa was another area where the "unbelievable luxury" promise felt a little… strained.
- Spa: The massages were okay, nothing mind-blowing. The therapists were professional, but the ambiance lacked a certain… magic.
- Sauna, steamroom, and the foot bath: Actually pretty great, offering a much needed respite from the city's grit.
- Swimming pool [outdoor] and Pool with view. While the pool wasn't awe-inspiring, it was a welcome place to soak in the sun and splash about.
Fitness Center The gym was also pretty standard but well equipped. If you're on a hardcore fitness kick, you get what you need, though there wasn't anything particularly remarkable.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitization Situation
This is where Citadines really shone. In the age of post-global-crisis, safety is paramount.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Absolutely.
- Staff trained in safety protocol? Check.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? You bet.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Safe dining setup: Yup.
I felt genuinely safe and secure during my stay. They were very clearly taking things seriously, and that gave me real peace of mind. However…
Rooms: Cozy Enough, with a Few Quirks
My room at Citadines (a non-smoking room, thankfully!) was perfectly adequate. It had air conditioning (essential!), a desk, a seating area, and a mini-bar. The bed was comfortable enough, although the extra long bed might have been a bit too long. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping in, and the mirror was perfect for self-admiration. I can't say the same thing for the view, however.
- Bathroom: Clean, functional, provided the bare necessities.
- Toiletries: Average.
- Hair dryer: Yes.
- Internet access – wireless: Good.
- Socket near the bed: Always a plus!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Daily housekeeping: Very efficient.
- Concierge: Helpful, but sometimes a bit slow to respond.
- Laundry service: A godsend, especially when you're traveling light.
- Elevator: Thank goodness!
- Luggage storage: Easy to use!
- Cash withdrawal: Available.
- Convenience store: Great for those late-night snack attacks.
- Doorman: Always a friendly face.
- Foreign currency exchange: Handy.
- Invoice provided: Of course!
For the Kids: Family Fun, or Family Frustration?
- Babysitting service? Available.
- Family/child friendly? Mostly, yes.
- Kids meal? Didn't see it on the menu, but I'm sure they could accommodate.
Business Facilities:
- The hotel offers a range of business facilities like meeting rooms and a business center. However, no detailed experience on my part.
Final Verdict: Unbelievable…But Not Exactly In the Way They Claim.
Citadines Yunlong Lake Xuzhou offers a decent, generally positive experience. It's clean, safe, and the staff is genuinely lovely. The location is convenient, the amenities are plentiful, and the rooms are comfortable. However, the promised "unbelievable luxury" feels a touch…overstated. The food is inconsistent, the Wi-Fi can be spotty, and some aspects of the infrastructure are a little dated.
My Honest Recommendation:
Citadines is a good choice if you're looking for a reliable, comfortable hotel in Xuzhou. Just don't go in expecting a five-star, mind-blowing, life-altering experience. Go with realistic expectations, and you'll likely have a pleasant stay.
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Phnom Penh's HOTTEST Hotel & Apartments: One Residence Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly polished travel brochure. This is real-life, Xuzhou-style. We're headed to "Citadines Yunlong Lake Xuzhou" – which, let's be honest, sounds like a mouthful – in the heart of China. Prepare for chaos, culinary delights, and probably a whole lot of "lost in translation" moments.
*My Xuzhou Survival Guide: A Rambling Itinerary (Probably)
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and Dumpling Dreams
Morning (or what feels like morning): Landed in Xuzhou. The airport? Efficient, but the signage? Let's just say my Mandarin skills were screaming for a Rosetta Stone. Found a taxi, which, after some enthusiastic miming and a phrasebook I swear I’d last opened in 2008, got me to Citadines. The lobby is CLEAN. Like, hospital clean. A bit intimidating, actually. Check-in was surprisingly smooth, though the receptionist's polite smile probably hides the fact she thinks I'm a blathering idiot.
Afternoon: The Nap That Never Was: Jet lag punched me in the face. Intended to nap. Ended up staring at the ceiling, fighting the urge to re-arrange the perfectly placed pillows. Defeated. Decided to embrace the afternoon sun and wander around the area to catch the view.
Evening: Dumpling Dynasty in a Dim-Lit Diner: Found a local dumpling shop. This is what I came for. A tiny place, crammed with locals, the air thick with the smell of simmering broth and garlic. The language barrier? Hilarious. Pointed at everything. Ate everything. Fell in love with the pork and veggie dumplings. My stomach, however, might hate me later. (Worth. It.) Stumbled back to Citadines, feeling like a content, overstuffed dumpling myself. And maybe I'll try some ginger tea.
Day 2: Yunlong Lake, Temples, and Tea (Maybe Tea?)
Morning: Lake-side Amble and Tourist Regret: Okay, Yunlong Lake. Supposedly gorgeous. It is pretty. The water is a serene blue. I walked along the promenade, dodging selfie sticks and energetic grandmas doing tai chi (seriously, they're good). Decided to rent a bike – a decision I immediately regretted when I realized Chinese bike ergonomics are designed for, like, tiny people. Still, pedaled my way along the lake’s edge, feeling a profound sense of "touristy-ness." A few beautiful views.
Afternoon: Temple Temptation…or Terrifying Tour?: Spotted a temple. Beautiful, ornate, and probably teeming with history. But it meant navigating crowds, possibly having to perform some ritual I didn’t understand, or worst: get roped into a timeshare presentation. Chickened out. Went back to the hotel to read, and made coffee.
Evening: Food Again (surprise!): A restaurant close to the market, so I thought. It was a bit harder to find than I thought, but I eventually found it. The food was good though, it was worth it.
Day 3: The Xuzhou Museum and the Art of Staying Away
Morning: History Lesson (Hopefully Less Humiliating Than Chinese Class): The Xuzhou Museum. I’m a nerd for anything historical. Went to see the terracotta warriors (yes, even though they are not the big famous ones!). Amazed. Absolutely amazed. Even with the general chaos (crowds! people!), well worth the trip.
Afternoon: The Search for…Patience: I went to a teahouse, but the process getting there was a whole ordeal on a bus. Arriving at the wrong place was a mistake! Finally! I found the place. I still have to be patient enough to actually appreciate tea.
Evening: A Bit of Chill I order food in my room for the evening and just…relax.
Day 4 - Departure
Morning: Last Views And Souvenirs I went for a final walk to see more views of the lake, and I got some souvenirs.
Afternoon: Travel to the airport, and heading home
Ramblings and Observations
The Language Barrier: It’s brutal. I thought I had a handle on a few basic phrases, but apparently, my pronunciation is atrocious. End up mostly pointing, smiling, and hoping for the best.
The Food: So good. So different. Expecting to gain 5 pounds, minimum. I'm okay with this.
The People: Generally friendly and curious. Lots of smiles. Lots of staring. I suspect I am quite the spectacle.
The Hotel: Citadines is clean, comfortable, and has decent wifi. It's a good base of operations for my adventures.
Regrets: Didn't try karaoke. Always a regret.
Overall: Xuzhou is a sensory overload. Exhausting. Exhilarating. Would I do it again? Absolutely.
Okay, that's it. My Xuzhou adventure, warts and all. Now, time for some rest. And maybe another dumpling. You only live once, right?
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