
Woodward's Hidden Gem: Downtown Motel's Unexpected Charm!
Woodward's Downtown Motel: Honestly, It's Got Something - A Messy Review
Okay, folks. Let's dive into Woodward's Hidden Gem: the Downtown Motel. Now, "Hidden Gem" might be a stretch, more like “Hiding Place” based on the exterior (which, let's be honest, could use a serious scrub), but buckle up, because I had a stay there recently, and it was… an experience. Prepare yourself for a review that’s less polished brochure and more… well, me. Prepare for the mess!
First Impressions, Because Gotta Get it Over With:
- Accessibility: Now, I'm not personally mobility-challenged, but I glanced around. There’s an elevator, which is always a plus. Plus, the entrance looked fairly easy to navigate.
- Cleanliness and Safety (Cue the Panic!): This is where things got… interesting. The website promised all the usual COVID-19 precautions, like "daily disinfection" and "staff trained in safety protocol." However, I saw a lone, slightly frazzled-looking person with a spray bottle. Now, did they clean my room? Probably. Did it pass the ultra-scientific "sniff test"? Kinda. Let's just say I brought my own Lysol wipes. Breathe. They do have "Hand sanitizers" in places, for whatever that's worth.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: I can't confirm, but I hoped.
The Room: My Fortress of… Well, Mediocrity:
- Available in all rooms: Okay, alright! This is where we go. Let’s not skip, right?
- Air conditioning? Check. Thank god, because Texas heat is no joke.
- Alarm clock? Yep. Though mine seemed to be stuck on a pre-programmed polka playlist. I’m not kidding.
- Bathrobes? Nope. Slippers? Also no. Sad faces.
- Blackout curtains? Surprisingly, yes! Slept like a baby, ignoring the polka.
- Coffee/tea maker? A sad little one-cup affair. Bring your own strong stuff, trust me.
- Free bottled water? Yes! I got a couple of bottles.
- In-room safe box?: Present. Though I suspect it was more for show than actual security.
- Internet access – Wireless: Wooooo, free Wi-Fi!
- Internet access – LAN: Never touched it.
- Mini bar: A mini-fridge, that’s about it.
- Non-smoking: Thank god, because even the "smoking area" looked sketchy.
- Private bathroom, of course.
- Satellite/cable channels: Yeah, the TV turned on! Success!
- Smoke detector: At least there was one!
The "Amenities" - Where Things Get Dicey:
- Pool with view: Let’s be frank… the view of the parking lot wasn't exactly inspiring. The pool itself? Small, cold, and surrounded by sad-looking lawn chairs. I think I saw a frog.
- Spa/sauna, Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Steamroom, Foot bath, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap: Nope, nope, nope, nope and nope. My couch is more of a spa than what they offered!
- Things to do, ways to relax: Let’s be honest, if I wanted to relax, I’d need to go on an adventure.
- Internet services: Free Wi-Fi I guess?
- Daily disinfection in common areas: See above.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I hope.
- Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast [buffet], Asian breakfast, Western breakfast: Okay, here is where I'm gonna go with more details. Breakfast was included, but let me tell you about it. It was a buffet. A sad buffet, I'm gonna tell you. Imagine the saddest continental breakfast you can…that was it. Yawn. Pre-wrapped pastries, instant coffee that tasted like despair, and fruit that clearly saw better days. The "Asian breakfast" and "Western" options were like ghost stories. The place seems to be made for a few people to eat in the morning. Just… no.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Hunger Games Edition:
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: Nope. Not one of 'em.
- Bar, Poolside bar, Happy hour: Okay, there was a bar. It may or may not be open…
- Room service [24-hour]: HAHAHAHAHA. No, no, a thousand times no.
Services and Conveniences - Trying to Find a Silver Lining:
- Concierge: Nope. Good luck finding anyone to help.
- Cash withdrawal: Not that I could find.
- Daily housekeeping: They did a hasty clean up in my room, like my mom does.
- Elevator: See above.
- Food delivery: Good luck finding a place to bring you food, because the location is far.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning: Not what I saw, but it could be present.
- Luggage storage: Possible. But I hope you have trust in people.
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes!
- Business facilities, Facilities for disabled guests, Fax/xerox, Meetings: Yes.
- Convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop: Nothing.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking: Yes! So that's a big win.
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Carpeting, Closet, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, High floor, Internet access – LAN, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mirror, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Window that opens: YES, if you don't care!
- For the kids, Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: No, no, no, and no.
Getting Around (The Scariest Part):
- Airport transfer: Nope. You're on your own, champ.
- Bicycle parking: Doubt it.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Yes. (Bless up, free parking!)
The Verdict: The Messy Truth:
Look, the Woodward's Downtown Motel isn't the Ritz. It's not even a Holiday Inn. It's… something else. It's that quirky, slightly run-down place that probably hides a few interesting stories, and, hey, the free parking's great. I guess you could say, you get what you pay for. Would I stay again? Maybe. If I absolutely had to. If I needed a place to crash and wasn’t expecting anything fancy? Sure. Just pack your own Lysol, set your expectations low, and prepare for an experience. Consider it an adventure. A very… budget-friendly… adventure.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a Woodward, Oklahoma adventure. And by “adventure,” I mostly mean a slightly sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled exploration of the Downtown Motel, with a healthy dose of existential dread thrown in. Prepare for the whirlwind…
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread Begins… (aka, "Is this really happening?")
1:00 PM: Arrive at the Downtown Motel. Okay, first impressions… it’s… charming. In the way a slightly faded photograph of your grandpa can be charming. The sign flickers, the parking lot is… well, let’s call it “rustic.” My inner cynic is already screaming, but there’s a certain… je ne sais quoi? Nope, scratch that. It’s just the Oklahoma air getting to me.
1:15 PM: Check-in. The desk clerk, bless her heart, looks like she’s seen a few things. She’s got that weary smile of someone who's dealt with more than her fair share of… life. She hands me the key and a complimentary air freshener that smells suspiciously like pine needles and regret. Already regretting my choice of hotel.
1:30 PM: The Room. Okay, here we go. Unlock the door, take a deep breath, and… well, it’s a room. A beige, slightly dusty room. The bedspread is a monument to 1980s floral patterns. The TV? Definitely pre-HD. The air conditioner is already wheezing. Oh, the joy, I can't wait to sleep here.
2:00 PM: Decide I need coffee, immediately. There's a "diner" across the street, and I decide to walk. That's when I see the world. It hits me, the vastness of this country, and the fact that one person like me is in the middle of nowhere.
2:30 PM: Sit in the diner. Ah, this is it. This is where I will learn about small-town life and probably get to know everyone in it. I order a bottomless coffee.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Walking around Woodward. I wander around town, trying to appear like I belong here. I find some very nice people.
6:00 PM: Dinner at the diner. I go back to the diner.
8:00 PM: Back at the motel. What am I doing with my life? All alone in Woodward, OK. Day 2: The Deep Dive (or, "Finding (and Losing) Myself in the Local Flavor")
7:00 AM: Wake up. The air conditioner is still wheezing. I am still alive. Success!
7:30 AM: Coffee (again) from the diner.
8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Decide to really experience Woodward. I am going to sit in the park, read a book, and watch the world go by. This is where I will embrace the moment, experience profound thoughts, and maybe find enlightenment.
12:00 PM: Lunch. Back at a familiar place, the diner.
1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Woodward County Museum. I will learn about the history of this place, and maybe finally understand why I am here. I go and see it. I end up actually enjoying the local history and I even learn things that I didn't know before. What a day of learning.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Dinner and drinks at a local watering hole. This is where I will finally get to know the real people of Oklahoma. I am going with the flow…
7:00 PM: Back at the Motel. I have been drinking. I laugh and think "Wow, I really enjoyed this experience. I might actually have a good time in Woodward!"
9:00 PM: Realize that I've left my phone at the bar. Oh, the joy.
10:00 PM: Walk back to the bar to get my phone. I end up talking to the bartender for an hour. Everyone is so friendly here! I am starting to really enjoy myself.
11:00 PM: Finally back at the Motel. I make a mental note to never drink again. Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Question (or, "Did any of this even happen?")
8:00 AM: Wake up. Head pounding. Regret. But also… a strange sense of… peace?
9:00 AM: Coffee, and breakfast at the diner (again). Apparently, I’m a creature of habit. And a glutton for punishment.
10:00 AM: Check out of the Downtown Motel. Goodbye, beige room. Goodbye, wheezing air conditioner. Goodbye, complimentary pine-scented regret-bomb. So long, Woodward.
10:15 AM: Drive toward the highway. Before I go, I look back at the motel and think about the people that I've met. I am actually thinking of the good times.
10:20 AM - 10:30 AM: One last stop at the motel. I decide to buy a motel t-shirt. I can't believe it.
11:00 AM: Driving. I am leaving.
12:00 PM: I am driving the open road. I feel a sense of loneliness, yet the memories I have made in Woodward Oklahoma feel important. I was changed.
1:00 PM: Contemplate my life choices. Is this a test of my sanity?
2:00 PM: Eventually I arrive back home. I have had a whirlwind tour of life and I am ready for a nap.
2:30 - Onward: I will never forget Woodward, OK. I will never forget the Downtown Motel. I will never forget the people I have met along the way.
Okay, that’s the mess. The unvarnished truth. The slightly-too-honest itinerary. Hopefully, it’s given you a glimpse of the joy that is Woodward, Oklahoma. And maybe, just maybe, it’s inspired you to embrace the chaos. (Or, at the very least, to pack extra coffee and a strong sense of humor.) Happy travels!
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Is It… Clean? Be Honest.
What's the Vibe Like? Is it Safe?
The Rooms: Bare Bones or Surprisingly Delightful?
What's the Deal with the "Continental Breakfast"? Is it Worth Rising for?
Is there a Pool? (Because Let's Be Honest, That's Important)
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